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For the second time in just a few years, there's been another mass shooting in my home state of Oregon. It's tragic and sickening. As usual, both the left and the right immediately leaped to their microphones to shout and scream the same, tired, left and right arguments that have become so cliche that I don't even need to repeat them here, since you already know them.
-By Caleb Jones
Left: We need MORE LAWS!!! LAWS FIX EVERYTHING!!!
Right: You better not take mah gunz, gummint!!! JUST TRY IT! I'LL SHOOT YER ASS!!!
It gives me a headache almost as much as hearing about the actual shooting. It's fascinating to me that no one ever brings up one of the largest issues in this debate: that of cultural differences. Let's do a fun thought experiment to illustrate. Let's say an insane billionaire purchased 10,000 AK-47 machine guns, loaded them all up on dump trucks, and dumped them all downtown in a major US city like New York or Chicago. Then he put up signs saying, "FREE LOADED MACHINE GUNS. TAKE ONE."
What do you think would happen?
You and I both know what would happen. Some people would be scared, some people would just ignore it and walk on by, but a hell of a lot of people would grab for the guns with glee. Some people would start shooting each other. Some people would shoot back. People would die. It would be a bloody mess. I shudder to think what would happen. Now here's the question: What would happen if the exact same thing occurred in a large Japanese city, like Osaka?
If you've ever spent any time in Japan, you already know what would happen:
Nothing.
That's right. Nothing. People would be very confused, and think, "I don't want a gun. What a strange thing," and just move on. They would patiently wait for the government to come in and confiscate the guns. When the government finally arrived, not one gun would be missing from the pile.
Yes, this is what would happen. If you've never visited Japan, realize that you can leave your wallet or purse in a public place for an hour, and no one will touch it. You can just go back and pick it up. That's how nice, peaceful, collectivist, and honorable modern-day Japanese are.
Could you leave your wallet or purse around like that in a typical American city? Even a "nice" American city like San Francisco? Nope. It would likely get stolen, or at least taken.
Cultural differences.
This is why if we gave out free guns to people in Philadelphia it would be a damn bloodbath, but if we did so in Tokyo, nothing would happen.
Why?
Because we Americans are violent assholes. Let's be honest about it. We are. It's our culture. We're a violent people. Always have been, since the founding of our country. Probably always will be. The Japanese are polite. Australians are chill. Germans are productive. Italians are emotional. Americans are violent. It's cultural. Yes, we Americans have a lot of amazingly positive qualities too, but that doesn't mean we aren't violent. We are.
Is it bad that we're so violent? Well, yes. And no. Yes, because we kill a lot of people, and that's terrible. I hate these mass shootings. No, because sometimes the world needs Americans to kill people, like in World Wars One and Two, where we Americans saved everyone's asses. If Americans weren't so good at killing, most of you reading these words would be looking out at a Nazi flag waving over your head. So it depends on your perspective.
Are all Americans violent? Of course not. I'm as American as they come (capitalist, individualistic, overweight, love pop culture, etc), and I've never committed violence against another human being in my entire life (karate practice doesn't count!). I hope to never have to do so in the future. But I'm objective enough to admit that when you rank Americans up against other developed nations, we clearly, obviously, and demonstrably have more violent tendencies and desires than most of them. Just look at our history, our movies, our video games, our crime, and our constant wars. Say it's good, or say it's evil, it's way we are.
That's why we Americans have over 340 million guns in our country. Something like 42% of all the guns in the world are in the US. One in three of us own guns. Why? Because we're a violent people. This is also why you can pass all the gun laws you want, and psychos in America will keep right on going to schools and killing lots of people. Bullshit!!! Gun laws work great in Japan! And England! And Australia! And...
Of course they do. Those are peaceful cultures compared to us. In 1996, the government of Australia told its people it was going to take all of their guns away (or most of them). You know what the Australians said? "Okay mate, here they are." They just handed them over. If you're an American, that probably sounds really funny. It certainly made me laugh the first time I read it. Because I'm from a violent culture that loves guns, which Australia is not.
Right: You better not take mah gunz, gummint!!! JUST TRY IT! I'LL SHOOT YER ASS!!!
It gives me a headache almost as much as hearing about the actual shooting. It's fascinating to me that no one ever brings up one of the largest issues in this debate: that of cultural differences. Let's do a fun thought experiment to illustrate. Let's say an insane billionaire purchased 10,000 AK-47 machine guns, loaded them all up on dump trucks, and dumped them all downtown in a major US city like New York or Chicago. Then he put up signs saying, "FREE LOADED MACHINE GUNS. TAKE ONE."
What do you think would happen?
You and I both know what would happen. Some people would be scared, some people would just ignore it and walk on by, but a hell of a lot of people would grab for the guns with glee. Some people would start shooting each other. Some people would shoot back. People would die. It would be a bloody mess. I shudder to think what would happen. Now here's the question: What would happen if the exact same thing occurred in a large Japanese city, like Osaka?
If you've ever spent any time in Japan, you already know what would happen:
Nothing.
That's right. Nothing. People would be very confused, and think, "I don't want a gun. What a strange thing," and just move on. They would patiently wait for the government to come in and confiscate the guns. When the government finally arrived, not one gun would be missing from the pile.
Yes, this is what would happen. If you've never visited Japan, realize that you can leave your wallet or purse in a public place for an hour, and no one will touch it. You can just go back and pick it up. That's how nice, peaceful, collectivist, and honorable modern-day Japanese are.
Could you leave your wallet or purse around like that in a typical American city? Even a "nice" American city like San Francisco? Nope. It would likely get stolen, or at least taken.
Cultural differences.
This is why if we gave out free guns to people in Philadelphia it would be a damn bloodbath, but if we did so in Tokyo, nothing would happen.
Why?
Because we Americans are violent assholes. Let's be honest about it. We are. It's our culture. We're a violent people. Always have been, since the founding of our country. Probably always will be. The Japanese are polite. Australians are chill. Germans are productive. Italians are emotional. Americans are violent. It's cultural. Yes, we Americans have a lot of amazingly positive qualities too, but that doesn't mean we aren't violent. We are.
Is it bad that we're so violent? Well, yes. And no. Yes, because we kill a lot of people, and that's terrible. I hate these mass shootings. No, because sometimes the world needs Americans to kill people, like in World Wars One and Two, where we Americans saved everyone's asses. If Americans weren't so good at killing, most of you reading these words would be looking out at a Nazi flag waving over your head. So it depends on your perspective.
Are all Americans violent? Of course not. I'm as American as they come (capitalist, individualistic, overweight, love pop culture, etc), and I've never committed violence against another human being in my entire life (karate practice doesn't count!). I hope to never have to do so in the future. But I'm objective enough to admit that when you rank Americans up against other developed nations, we clearly, obviously, and demonstrably have more violent tendencies and desires than most of them. Just look at our history, our movies, our video games, our crime, and our constant wars. Say it's good, or say it's evil, it's way we are.
That's why we Americans have over 340 million guns in our country. Something like 42% of all the guns in the world are in the US. One in three of us own guns. Why? Because we're a violent people. This is also why you can pass all the gun laws you want, and psychos in America will keep right on going to schools and killing lots of people. Bullshit!!! Gun laws work great in Japan! And England! And Australia! And...
Of course they do. Those are peaceful cultures compared to us. In 1996, the government of Australia told its people it was going to take all of their guns away (or most of them). You know what the Australians said? "Okay mate, here they are." They just handed them over. If you're an American, that probably sounds really funny. It certainly made me laugh the first time I read it. Because I'm from a violent culture that loves guns, which Australia is not.
What would happen if America's government tried that here? You'd have a civil war. I'm serious. There would be blood in the streets, literally. Because Australians are chill dudes, and we Americans are a bunch of violent assholes.
This is why gun laws work in other cultures, but not ours. We're way too violent a culture. Thus you can't compare the success of gun laws in less violent, more passive, and more collectivist cultures to our more individualistic, hyper-violent culture.
If your argument is that we shouldn't be as violent, then of course I agree with you, but that's an entirely different conversation than guns or gun laws. Yes, Americans shouldn't be violent, but they are. Yes, those angry, southern right-wingers freaking out about their guns is a little silly. But that's the way they are. No law written by some desk-riding bureaucrat or congressman in distant Washington DC is going to change this.
Thus, the American government can pass all the gun laws they want, but it won't even put a dent in the amount of regular mass shootings we have, especially considering that most of these shootings are committed by psychos who are already using guns that are already illegal or acquired illegally. Why? Because they're Americans. We're violent, unlike the Brits, Aussies, Japanese, etc.
Just watch. Obama and his buddies are eventually going to pass some gun laws, everyone will celebrate for a few minutes, and afterwards there will be no decline in the amount of regular public shootings. Just watch.
For some bizarre reason, this cultural aspect is never brought up by either side. Left-wingers just point at some peaceful, gun-hating culture like Sweden and say "See? Gun laws work there!!!" as if Sweden once had a violent culture full of wars, crime, and violent imagery, with a 100 million gun-loving right-wing conservatives ready to go to war against the government if they ever tried to heavily restrict guns. You're not even comparing apples to oranges; you're comparing apples to dump trucks. It's a very stupid and naive argument, yet left-wingers humorously think this somehow proves their point.
On the other side, you have burning-mad conservatives screaming threats like Charlton Heston and his Cold Dead Hands, or Alex Jones about how 1776 Will Come Again, and other violent, threatening shit. Which proves my point. Gun laws are never going to work in a nation as violent, or as vast, or as containing as many angry, gun-toting right-wingers as the United States. (Unless you want to deport those 100 million right-wingers from the country, which is not going to happen, because, heh, we know all about how left-wingers feel about deporting people. Plus, conservatives are the ones with the guns!)
We Americans, unlike most other nations, are just going to have to put up with the fact that we're a violent culture, have been for hundreds of years, and that isn't changing as much as you or I may want it to. Passing more gun laws will give you some warm fuzzy feelings for a few months until the next school shooting, but it isn't going to actually accomplish anything. Not here. Not in the USA.
Either accept it or move to another country. (I'm choosing the second option.)
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This is why gun laws work in other cultures, but not ours. We're way too violent a culture. Thus you can't compare the success of gun laws in less violent, more passive, and more collectivist cultures to our more individualistic, hyper-violent culture.
If your argument is that we shouldn't be as violent, then of course I agree with you, but that's an entirely different conversation than guns or gun laws. Yes, Americans shouldn't be violent, but they are. Yes, those angry, southern right-wingers freaking out about their guns is a little silly. But that's the way they are. No law written by some desk-riding bureaucrat or congressman in distant Washington DC is going to change this.
Thus, the American government can pass all the gun laws they want, but it won't even put a dent in the amount of regular mass shootings we have, especially considering that most of these shootings are committed by psychos who are already using guns that are already illegal or acquired illegally. Why? Because they're Americans. We're violent, unlike the Brits, Aussies, Japanese, etc.
Just watch. Obama and his buddies are eventually going to pass some gun laws, everyone will celebrate for a few minutes, and afterwards there will be no decline in the amount of regular public shootings. Just watch.
For some bizarre reason, this cultural aspect is never brought up by either side. Left-wingers just point at some peaceful, gun-hating culture like Sweden and say "See? Gun laws work there!!!" as if Sweden once had a violent culture full of wars, crime, and violent imagery, with a 100 million gun-loving right-wing conservatives ready to go to war against the government if they ever tried to heavily restrict guns. You're not even comparing apples to oranges; you're comparing apples to dump trucks. It's a very stupid and naive argument, yet left-wingers humorously think this somehow proves their point.
On the other side, you have burning-mad conservatives screaming threats like Charlton Heston and his Cold Dead Hands, or Alex Jones about how 1776 Will Come Again, and other violent, threatening shit. Which proves my point. Gun laws are never going to work in a nation as violent, or as vast, or as containing as many angry, gun-toting right-wingers as the United States. (Unless you want to deport those 100 million right-wingers from the country, which is not going to happen, because, heh, we know all about how left-wingers feel about deporting people. Plus, conservatives are the ones with the guns!)
We Americans, unlike most other nations, are just going to have to put up with the fact that we're a violent culture, have been for hundreds of years, and that isn't changing as much as you or I may want it to. Passing more gun laws will give you some warm fuzzy feelings for a few months until the next school shooting, but it isn't going to actually accomplish anything. Not here. Not in the USA.
Either accept it or move to another country. (I'm choosing the second option.)
Want over 35 hours of how-to podcasts on how to improve your woman life and financial life? Want to be able to coach with me twice a month? Want access to hours of technique-based video and audio? The SMIC Program is a monthly podcast and coaching program where you get access to massive amounts of exclusive, members-only Alpha 2.0 content as soon as you sign up, and you can cancel whenever you want. Click here for the details.